Well, Did You Evah! lyrics

Vocals: Robbie Williams, Jon Lovitz
Written by: Cole Porter
Original by: Frank Sinatra, Bill Crosby

I have heard among this clan [Robbie]
You are called a forgotten man [Robbie]
Is that what they're sayin'? [Jon]
Well, did you evah! [Jon]
What a swell party this is! [Jon]


And have you heard the story of [Robbie]
A boy, a girl, unrequited love? [Robbie]
Sounds like pure soap opera [Jon]
I may cry [Robbie]
Tune in tomorrow [Jon]
What a swell party this is [Jon]

What frills, what frocks [Jon]
What broads [Robbie]
What furs, what rocks [Jon]
They're beautiful [Robbie]

Why, I've never seen such gaiety [Jon]
Neither did I! [Robbie]
It's all just too, too exquis, really [Jon]
This French champagne [Robbie]
Domestic [Jon]

So good for the brain [Robbie & Jon]
That's what I was gonna say! [Robbie]
You know you're a brilliant fellow? [Jon]
Thank you [Robbie]
Drink up, chap [Jon]
Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend [Jon]

Have you heard about dear Blanche? [Jon]
Got run down by an avalanche [Jon]
No! [Robbie]
Don't worry [Jon]

She's a game girl, you know [Jon]
Got up and finished fourth [Jon]
This kid's got guts [Robbie]
Havin' a nice time? [Jon]
Grab a line [Jon]

Have you heard that Mimsy Starr [Robbie]
Oh, what now? [Jon]
She got pinched in the Astor bar [Robbie]
Sauced again, hey? [Jon]
She was stoned! [Robbie]

Well, did you evah? [Jon]
Never! [Robbie]
What a swell party this is! [Robbie & Jon]
Hey, check out that dress? [Jon]
Yeah, it's a lovely dress. You think I can talk her out of it? [Robbie]

It's great [Robbie]
Ah, it's great [Jon]
It's grand [Robbie]
So grand [Jon]
It's wonderland! [Robbie & Jon]

We sing [Jon]
We sing [Robbie]
So rare [Jon]
So rare [Robbie]

Like old Camembert [Robbie & Jon]
Like baba au rhum [Robbie & Jon]
Ba, ba, ba bum! [Jon]
Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum! [Robbie]

Have you heard? [Robbie & Jon]
It's in the stars [Robbie & Jon]
Next July we collide with Mars [Robbie & Jon]
Well, did you evah? [Robbie & Jon]
What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is! [Robbie & Jon]

I drink to your health [Jon]
Nah! Let's drink to your wealth [Robbie]
You're my bon ami [Jon]
Hey, that's French! [Robbie]
Liberty [Jon]
Fraternity [Robbie & Jon]
Have you heard? [Robbie & Jon]
It's in the stars [Robbie & Jon]
Next July, we collide with Mars [Robbie & Jon]
Well, did you evah? [Robbie & Jon]
What a swell party, swell party [Robbie & Jon]
Swellegant, elegant party this is! [Robbie & Jon]

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