Hotel Crazy

Hotel Crazy was first released in 2016 on the album Heavy Entertainment Show.

Lyrics

Everyone's suggesting, inferring, in bold type [Helena]
The idiots and actually the minority [Helena]
That I'm all wasted, that all I'm strung out [Helena]
They all should be wondering why the hell I'm not! [Helena]

I'm gonna speak my truth, I think I'm losing it [Robbie]
Feel kinda liberated, just a little bit [Robbie]
And I'm a Big Mac short of a happy meal [Robbie]
Not sure what to say or how to feel [Robbie]

Checking into Hotel Crazy, leaving all my bags in lobby [Rufus]
The velvet stairs don't make a sound as we're heading up to higher ground [Rufus]

Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]
Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]

I've got the right to vote, and I can reproduce [Robbie]
And I can tell a lie, just like I tell the truth [Robbie]
I have crazy thoughts, I do crazy deeds [Robbie]
I have special times, for my special needs [Robbie]

I present myself as a normal dude [Robbie]
Look you in the eye when I talk to you [Robbie]
Just a touch of the old socio [Robbie]
Is it empathy I guess I'll never know [Robbie]

It's sensational, I really only care about me [Helena]
And if it's the end of the road, I want a new road [Helena]
And the only thing they should be checking out is my ass! [Helena]

Checking into Hotel Crazy, leaving all my bags in lobby [Rufus]
The velvet stairs don't make a sound as we're heading up to higher ground [Rufus]

Checking into Hotel Crazy, do disturb me [Rufus]
Gonna make you mad, gonna make you sad, gonna make you wanna be here [Rufus]

Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]
Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]
Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]
Holding onto something that's gone in the wind [Robbie & Rufus]

I think I can do it, I think I can do it [Robbie]
I think I can do it, I think I can do this [Robbie]
I think I can do it, I think I can do it [Robbie]
I think I can do this, I think I can do it [Robbie]

Hotel Crazy appears on

Heavy Entertainment Show (album)

Credits

Vocals
Robbie Williams, Kelly Clarkson

Written by
Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers, Rufus Wainwright

Band
Alaistair White (Trombone)
Andy Wood (Trombone)
Ben Castle (Tenor Saxophone)
Chris Dean (Trombone)
Graeme Blevins (Alto Saxophone, Flute)
Guy Chambers (Baldwin Harpsichord, Bass Synthesizer, Guitar, Moog, Vibraphone)
Helena Bonham-Carter (Diva Legend)
Jamie Talbot (Clarinet, Tenor Saxophone)
Karl Brazil (Drums)
London Session Orchestra (Strings)
Martin Williams (Baritone Saxophone)
Mike Lovatt (Flugel, Trumpet)
Nigel Barr (Bass Trombone, Tuba)
Nigel Hitchcock (Alto Saxophone, Flute)
Paul Spong (Flugel, Trumpet)
Richard Flack (Percussion)
Ryan Quigley (Flugel, Trumpet)
Simon Gardner (Flugel, Trumpet)