I.L.M.P.

was first released in 2012 on the guest-appearance "The Difficult Second Album".

Lyrics

Well listen everybody let me tell you about me [Chris Moyles]
I love a lot of things in life like the birds and the bees [Chris Moyles]
I love holidays in Spain and weekends in Leeds [Chris Moyles]
But most of all I love my penis [Chris Moyles]
Yeah! [Chris Moyles]

And here's my friend to tell you what he loves [Chris Moyles]
Ladies and Gentlemen! [Chris Moyles]
Mr Robbie Williams! [Chris Moyles]

I love cute little babies with their tiny little hands [Robbie Williams]
I love laying on the beach and playing in the sand [Robbie Williams]
I love walking in the park with the wind in the trees [Robbie Williams]
but most of all I love my penis [Robbie Williams]

They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis

I love the sunrise in the morning it's a lovely sight [Chris Moyles]
I love watching crappy films late into the night [Chris Moyles]
I love Michael Jackson records like Black or White [Chris Moyles]
but most of all I love my penis [Chris Moyles]

They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis

I love bobbing up and down in the Caribbean sea [Robbie Williams]
I love watching the telly with a mug of tea [Robbie Williams]
I watch anything presented by Holly Willoughby [Robbie Williams]
I bet she'd love my penis [Robbie Williams]

Hey Rob how much do you love your penis? [Chris Moyles]
I love it more than football [Robbie Williams]
Wow that's a lot of love [Chris Moyles]
Do you love your penis more than Leeds [Robbie Williams]
I take my penis everywhere I go [Chris Moyles]

He sure does!! [Robbie Williams]
Look at this little fella [Chris Moyles]
It's a lovely little thing [Robbie Williams]
So is yours [Chris Moyles]
It's smiling at me!! [Robbie Williams]
Well that's because he's a big fan of you Robbie [Chris Moyles]
Play it boys [Chris Moyles]

I love lazy Sunday mornings [Chris Moyles]
a laying in bed [Chris Moyles]
I love sitting down to dinner with a basket of bread [Chris Moyles]
I love the technology of infrared [Chris Moyles]
But most of all mmm penis [Robbie Williams]
That's right [Chris Moyles]

So sing along with us if you're feeling the same [Chris Moyles]
Just be proud of your willy, don't be ashamed [Robbie Williams]
So stand up proud and loudly proclaim [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
We love our penises [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]

They're the men who's got it all
Sophisticated, handsome and very tall
They're more delicious than a slice of cake
More than in love with their trouser snake

They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis

I love my penis [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
So do I [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
I love my penis [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
So do I [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
I love my penis [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
So do I [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
I love my penis [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]
So do I [Robbie Williams & Chris Moyles]

P.E.N.I.S, they love their penis
P.E.N.I.S, they love their penis
P.E.N.I.S, they love their penis
P.E.N.I.S, they love their penis

I love my penis [Robbie Williams]
So do I [Chris Moyles]

Credits


Vocals

Robbie Williams, Chris Moyles


Written By

Chris Moyles


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