Average B-Side

Track Info

  • Title
    Average B-Side
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for Old Before I Die
Single

About

Average B-Side accompanied Old Before I Die and remains one of Robbie Williams' strongest early deep cuts. Written with a friend named Kevin King, it captures the free-spirited Britpop energy of the era, mixing jangly guitars with quick-fire lyrics and a dash of self-mockery.

Despite its modest title, the song brims with clever wordplay. Lines like “'Cause she said that you said that I said, she said that I said, the love's dead” and “Rockin' rollercoaster, an emotional ride” show Williams' knack for turning emotional confusion into pop poetry. The song's tone is playful but knowing, poking fun at the drama of failed relationships while recognising his own part in them.

Little is known about Kevin King beyond this collaboration, though the writing credit has prompted speculation that he was the same friend mentioned in Williams' early interviews; a drinking companion from the mid-90s who helped shape some of his first post–Take That material. Whatever the case, the song's loose structure and humorous perspective suggest a session built on spontaneity and fun.

Vocally, Williams pushes his upper range, his voice teetering between confidence and vulnerability. The chorus, full of rhythmic drive, reinforces the idea of emotional turbulence; a “rockin' rollercoaster” that mirrored the unpredictable direction of his career at the time.

Though it never featured on a later compilation or tour setlist, Average B-Side stands out among his early non-album tracks for its energy, wit, and personality. It's an unfiltered glimpse of a young artist learning how to turn chaos and humour into craft and proving, once again, that nothing about his music was ever truly average.

Lyrics

You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
This is not happening
We were just an average b-side
This is not happening
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
This is not happening
We were just an average b-side
This is not happening
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams
  • Songwriter

    Robbie Williams, Kevin King

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