Charity Song

Track Info

  • Title
    Charity Song
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for The Difficult Second Album
Studio Album

About

Charity Song was recorded by Robbie Williams with broadcaster Chris Moyles for a comedic segment on Moyles’s BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show in 2009. Created as a light-hearted pastiche of pop charity singles, the track was written and performed live on air, with Williams contributing melodies and vocals while Moyles provided the spoken and sung comedic elements.

The piece was developed spontaneously in the studio, built around the melodic and structural tropes of large-scale fundraising singles. Williams improvised the musical framework at the piano, shaping a deliberately anthemic chorus to contrast with Moyles’s humorous observations and exaggerated commentary on charity-record conventions. The final version retained its improvised character, with ad-libs and studio laughter forming part of the broadcast.

Lyrically, Charity Song plays on familiar motifs associated with benefit records, including earnest appeals, swelling choruses and collective sentiment. The humour stems from the contrast between Williams’ sincere musical delivery and the deliberately overstated narrative provided by Moyles, resulting in a parody that highlights the formulaic nature of charity singles while remaining affectionate in tone.

Although conceived entirely for radio and never released commercially, Charity Song became a memorable moment in Williams’s promotional appearances of the period. It demonstrated his willingness to collaborate informally and to engage in self-parody, making use of his pop vocabulary in a context designed for comedic effect rather than formal release.

Lyrics

Sometimes in your life Chris Moyles
It's good to lend a helping hand Chris Moyles
To reach out to your brother Chris Moyles
And your fellow man Chris Moyles

Just like the general public Davina McCall
Famous people see the suffering too Davina McCall
That's why there are so many Davina McCall
Charity songs Davina McCall

Raising money Pixie Lott
And suffering people everywhere Pixie Lott
But what about us lot Olly Murs
Isn't it time for us to share Olly Murs

Please buy this song Chorus
It's not for charity Chorus
There's no disaster Chorus
No global severity Chorus

We'll just split the profits and you'll see Gary Barlow
We're in it for ourselves Chris Moyles
To make a shit load of money, yeah Ed Sheeran
I just want you to buy this song Ed Sheeran

Don't be disappointed Danny O'Donoghue
We're not as rich as you may think Danny O'Donoghue
Coz illegal downloads Olly Murs
Are killing us Olly Murs

We need designer sunglasses Gary Barlow
And to drive expensive cars Gary Barlow
Charity will have to wait Gary Barlow
Coz this time it's all about us Gary Barlow

You might be thinking Robbie Williams
How can this lot sleep at night Robbie Williams
We've all got lovely mattresses Robbie Williams
So we sleep alright Robbie Williams

We sleep very well Chorus
Please buy this song Chorus
It's not for charity Chorus
There's no disaster Chorus
No global severity Chorus

We'll just split the profits and you'll see Olly Murs
We're in it for ourselves Chris Moyles
To make a shit load of money Ed Sheeran

Heated swimming pools Pixie Lott
Cost more than you might think Pixie Lott
I think Chris Moyles
I'm pleading with you people Pixie Lott
Coz you're the missing link Pixie Lott
Link Chris Moyles

By buying this song Gary Barlow
And spending your cash Gary Barlow
You could alleviate this pain Gary Barlow
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain Gary Barlow
Or Portugal Chris Moyles

Please buy this song Chorus
It's not for charity Chorus
There's no disaster Chorus
No global severity Chorus

We'll just split the profits and you'll see Pixie Lott
We're in it for ourselves Chris Moyles
To make a shit load of money Ed Sheeran

Please buy this song Chorus
It's not for charity Chorus
There's no disaster Chorus
No global severity Chorus

We'll just split the profits and you'll see Gary Barlow
We're in it for ourselves Chris Moyles
To make a shit load of money Ed Sheeran
We'll pocket all the profits Chris Moyles
And we're gonna be fucking loaded Ed Sheeran

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams, Olly Murs, Gary Barlow, Ed Sheeran, Chris Moyles, Davina McCall, Pixie Lott, Danny O'Donoghue
  • Songwriter

    Chris Moyles