About
The standard edition of Britpop arrived on 16 January 2026, with Britpop Deluxe following on 19 January. The expanded release adds six new tracks, led by Selfish Disco, followed by G.E.M.B (Green Eyed Mental Boy), and then Comment Section, which completes a deliberately confrontational opening run.
If Selfish Disco is about private release and G.E.M.B about defiant identity, Comment Section turns its focus outward. The song skewers online outrage culture with blunt satire, portraying social media as a space stripped of nuance, reflection and proportion. Williams adopts the voice of the provocateur and the offended simultaneously, exposing how performance and anger feed each other.
The chorus leans into mockery rather than resolution.
“No subtlety / No nuance / No need for reflection” Robbie WilliamsRobbie repeats this, framing the comment section as a closed loop of noise. The humour is deliberately crude, but the target is clear: the addiction to being seen, heard and offended.
Lyrics
Comment section
Your comment section
I've some deeply held beliefs
That need protection
Comment section
Your comment section
No subtlety
No nuance
No need for reflection
In your comment section
Your comment section
I type what I type
And then I get an erection
In your comment section
Comment section
Talk like me cos I am perfection
I disagree completely
With whatever you're stating
I've got my phone plugged in
And I'm patiently waiting
I'm going to talk about you because
I have my suspicions
I talked about me
And nobody listened
LOLMAO
Well aren't you just adorable
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMAO
Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMAO
Comment section
Your comment section
I've a few choice words
And here's a selection
Comment section
Your comment section
I'm a fan of K-Pop
And One Direction
My need to be offended
Is immensely immense
So give me some content
You know it makes sense
I'm tagging all my friend
She'll be here shortly
Her real name is Karen
But she goes by Courtney
LOLMAO
Well aren't you just adorable
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMAO
Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMAO
Coming from me
It's very rich
But then again
I am that bitch
That bitch
That bitch
That bitch
Bitch
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMAO
Well aren't you just adorable
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMAO
Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMAO
Well aren't you just adorable
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMAO
Credits
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Vocalist
Robbie Williams -
Songwriter
Robbie Williams, Karl Brazil, Owen Parker -
Producer
Karl Brazil, Owen Parker, Martin Terefe, Sam Miller