Good Doctor

Track Info

  • Title
    Good Doctor
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Original Release

Cover Art for Rudebox
Studio Album

About

Good Doctor was written by Robbie Williams and Jerry Meehan and produced by Mark Ronson. It appeared on Rudebox in 2006, combining humour and confession in a wry look at addiction, recovery and temptation. The track’s jazzy piano line and relaxed rhythm mask a darker undercurrent, as Williams portrays the “doctor” as the voice of indulgence within himself.

The lyrics are sardonic and self-aware, filled with double meanings and sharp observational detail: “If you go to the doctor’s regularly, then you’ve got to be a fuck-up.” The final verse lists prescription drugs with manic precision, ending on the typically British punchline “Not St John’s Wort, ’cause I can get that at Boots.” Williams later described the song as an exaggerated reflection of his divided personality, torn between health and hedonism.

“Half of me is healthy, plays football, drinks coffee. The other half loves drugs and staying in bed all day. The Good Doctor is that half — whichever way you see it.”Robbie Williams

Written while he was 32, the same age at which The Who’s Keith Moon died from an overdose referenced in the lyric, Good Doctor captures Williams’s awareness of both danger and absurdity. Its mix of jazz, hip hop and irony typifies the introspective honesty and dark wit that define Rudebox.

Lyrics

Can we do it again

Take that, take that

You alright star
No star
You alright star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper

I went to the dr to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicodin and Oxycontin
Funky fill the form out
So I can drop em
I've got all these demons
And I can't stop em'
To tell you the truth Doc
I might have a problem
Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning
As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon
Dickhead

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather... Round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper

You know what Doc its alright and all
I just heart me leg its not terminal
But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection can't get an erection
If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion
That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look

Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow how
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather... Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're goina' get a hair cut
And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box
And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross
The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss
The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it
No raves no more just bedside cabinet
Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning we're mad in it
Take that, take that

He said this one's to take you up
Wow how
He said this one's to take you down
Wow how
When I take um I don't feel sound
And I look rather... Round
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper
You alright star
No star
Are you five star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Know what doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills
I'd be very very greatful cos I feel poorly
So that's
Codeine
Morphine
Opium
Methadone
Menocrabedene
Hydroanoxycodeine
Anolodene
Buprenopheine
ButroPhenol
Adderall
Dorel
Work with me antidepressants
But not St. John's wort
Cos I can get that at
Boots!

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams
  • Songwriter

    Robbie Williams, Jerry Meehan
  • Band

    Dave Guy (Trumpet)
    Ian Hendrickson-Smith (Baritone Saxophone)
    Jerry Meehan (Backing Vocals)
    Mark Ronson (Bass Guitar, Beats, Guitar)
    Neil Sugarman (Tenor Saxophone)
    Raymond Angry (Organ, Piano)
    Sam Koppelman (Percussion)

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