Making Plans for Nigel

Track Info

  • Title
    Making Plans for Nigel
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for Old Before I Die
Single

About

Making Plans for Nigel appeared as a B-side to Old Before I Die, with Robbie Williams covering XTC’s 1979 single written by Colin Moulding. The original, sung from the perspective of parents insisting their son is “happy in his work at British Steel,” became XTC’s breakthrough hit and an emblem of late-70s British pop satire.

Williams’ version retains the song’s sardonic tone but alters a key lyric, changing “British Steel” to “a fist of steel.” The tweak, made without comment at the time, has often been linked to his professional split from Take That and their manager Nigel Martin-Smith. The revision gives the cover a harder edge, shifting its meaning from social commentary to personal statement.

Musically, Williams’ version adopts the brighter, guitar-driven style of the Britpop era, aligning with the sound of his early singles. The arrangement is more straightforward than XTC’s original, with Williams’ vocal bringing a contemporary confidence that contrasted with the original’s detached irony.

The track appeared on the first CD edition of the single and reflected Williams’ growing interest in reinterpreting songs that resonated with his own experiences. Its mix of wit and defiance made it stand out among his 1997 B-sides, marking one of his earliest explorations of turning another artist’s words into his own story.

Lyrics

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams
  • Songwriter

    Colin Moulding
  • Original Artist

    XTC

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