Teenage Millionaire

Track Info

  • Title
    Teenage Millionaire
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for Lazy Days
Single

About

Teenage Millionaire was released as a B-side to Lazy Days and co-written by Robbie Williams and Guy Chambers. The track channels the rebellious attitude of punk and early new wave, inspired by The Clash and the Sex Pistols. Williams himself once described it as his “Clash and Sex Pistols song,” a defiant anthem that distilled his post–Take That independence into pure noise and attitude.

Driven by distorted guitars and a raw, live feel, Teenage Millionaire captures the excess and chaos of Williams' early fame. The lyrics mix humour and provocation, referencing pop culture and celebrity with tongue-in-cheek irreverence. In lines such as “Dinner with Diana, I'm a social Stoke spanner, waiting for my knighthood, she can pin it on my manhood,” Williams balances self-parody with brash confidence.

The song became a feature of his first three solo tours, where it took on a life of its own as a loud, cathartic moment of rebellion. Fans recall its high-energy performances, complete with the opening scream and punk swagger, as some of the most unrestrained of the Life Thru a Lens era.

It was my punk moment. I just wanted to shout and make a mess of it all, and it felt brilliant.Robbie Williams

While Teenage Millionaire never appeared on later compilations, it remains a fan favourite for its raw energy and sly humour. Musically and lyrically, it's one of the most explicit expressions of Williams' desire to torch the expectations surrounding him, the sound of a young artist making noise simply because he could.

Lyrics

Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K. Shaun Goldberg
This evening I've got someone really interesting with me. Shaun Goldberg
He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams. Shaun Goldberg

Call blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins! Robbie

Great, right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there. Shaun Goldberg
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie? Shaun Goldberg

First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place Robbie
but to answer your question I can't really answer it. Robbie
I suppose it was a bit like this... Robbie

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money

Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner's wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money

Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeling

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams
  • Songwriter

    Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers, Chris Sharrock

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