Teenage Millionaire (Rehearsal Recording, Spring 1997)

Track Info

  • Title
    Teenage Millionaire (Rehearsal Recording, Spring 1997)
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for Life Thru a Lens 25th Anniversary Edition
Compilation

About

Teenage Millionaire appears as a rehearsal recording on CD3 of the 25th anniversary edition of Life Thru a Lens. Recorded in spring 1997, the track documents the song in a near complete form, captured during run throughs rather than formal studio sessions. It reflects a period when Robbie Williams’ solo direction was rapidly crystallising.

The song was written by Williams with Guy Chambers and Chris Sharrock. By this stage, the Williams and Chambers partnership was firmly established, and the rehearsal recording shows a band already confident in the song’s structure and intent. Musically, it closely resembles the later released version, with only minor variations in delivery and arrangement.

This early take includes an alternate second verse that was removed before release. Lines referencing excess, notoriety and bravado underline the song’s satirical edge, presenting fame as chaotic and absurd rather than glamorous. Williams’ vocal is exaggerated and playful, leaning into caricature to emphasise the irony at the heart of the lyric.

Thematically, Teenage Millionaire explores the fantasy and volatility of sudden success, drawing on Williams’ own experiences of fame at a young age. In rehearsal form, the song feels particularly unfiltered, with humour and provocation pushed further than in the final edit. The looseness of the performance enhances its sense of recklessness.

Teenage Millionaire (Rehearsal Recording) stands as one of the most revealing documents from the album sessions. Its inclusion highlights how closely Williams’ personality and songwriting were aligned by early 1997, and how little separation existed between rehearsal and finished product. As an archival recording, it captures the confidence, satire and excess that would become defining traits of Williams’ early solo work.

Lyrics

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whiskey chasers

I ain't supposed to post
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
Ah-hah-hah

Security in hotels
Blowjobs in the foot wells
Bigger balls than the lottery
Oh! Someone stop me
Mercedes I'll be driving
Knew my social climbing

I ain't supposed to post
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire

It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money

Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeding

Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
Social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood

I ain't supposed to post
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
A teenage millionaire
Ah-hah-hah
Yeah yeah yeah
Ha ha ha ha
Ah-hah-hah

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams
  • Songwriter

    Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers, Chris Sharrock

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