About
Written by Robbie Williams and Guy Chambers, Ugly Love was released exclusively on a 2002 European promotional DVD tied to the launch of Microsoft’s Xbox DVD remote control. The disc, titled *Exclusive Xbox DVD*, featured several audio tracks from the Escapology sessions, including this song — a moody, acoustic reflection on toxic relationships and the self-destructive patterns of Williams’ Los Angeles years.
Performed over sparse instrumentation, Ugly Love juxtaposes a sweet, melodic delivery with scathing and often darkly comic lyrics. “You knew I was a pisshead, that’s why I never phoned,” he confesses, before the chorus admits, “We all got high all the time, night after night, line after line.” The track’s conversational tone recalls Williams’ confessional storytelling on songs like Nan’s Song and Talk to Me, yet the humour keeps it from descending into self-pity.
That one reminds me of the people I used to hang around with — the drugs, the madness, the mess. It’s about the uglier side of love when you’re living that way.Robbie Williams
References to “Patrick Cox and Girl Power” and “Vanilla Ice and Take That” place the song firmly in the pop-culture landscape of the late 1990s, while its title captures the contradiction at its heart — affection buried beneath addiction and dysfunction. Never officially released outside that rare DVD, Ugly Love remains a lost gem: a sardonic portrait of excess, regret and the blurred lines between pleasure and pain.
Lyrics
I was always stoned
You knew I was a piss-head
That's why I never phoned
So why'd you act surprised
I was drunk on the day we met
When I see you with your new man
Something stirs inside of me
It's not that I want you back
It's how ugly love can be
Still my foolish pride
I couldn't love you anyway
Like a baseball cap worn backwards
Like calling cocaine gear
Like a pair of Evisu jeans
We were so last year
And we got high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make "I love you" sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year
We were always fighting
You thought the drama did us good
Well I found it really boring
Get off the cross we need the wood
Say hi to your mum and dad
It's all their fault anyway
Like Patrick Cox and girl power
Jean Claude van Damme and Cheers
Vanilla Ice and Take That
We were so last year
Getting high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make "I love you" sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year
Like a baseball cap worn backwards
Like calling cocaine gear
Like a pair of Evisu jeans
We were so last year
Getting high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make "I love you" sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year
All in the name of entertainment
We could come to some arrangement
Just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year
Credits
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Vocalist
Robbie Williams -
Songwriter
Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers