Lyrics
It's the year 2004, time travel is reality
You are charged with violations of TEC code 40.8
Time travel with intent to alter the future
And a crime. This scum is not going back to steal money
Damn, Jean-Claude van Damme
Damn, Jean-Claude van Damme
Parle Français Robbie Williams
No!
Parle Français Robbie Williams
No!
Parle Français Robbie Williams
No!
No, I'm not gay, but I do dress that way
And son, I still get laid
I don't dodge bullets but I dodge grenades
It don't matter what she looks like, it matter what she weighs
'Cause it's quantity over quality
No repeats, miss, stop calling me
If you get knocked up, here's my policy
I don't do refunds in this economy
Ain't no stopping Jean-Claude on his prime
Greased up, chest hair, bringing sight to the blind
But check it, like your breath when you're leaving the house
And we were fuckin' dead, so I don't like not leaving the mouth
Picture, fit your bra girl, leavin' them out
I'm like Bear Grylls when I'm eatin' you out
Meaning, you're kinda gross, but I'm eatin' you out
Say peace to my piece, now I'm peacin' it out
Je ne sais parle Français, s'il vous plait, let's connect
Je ne sais parle Français, s'il vous plait, let's connect
I want to be your French Action Hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude van Damme
I want to be your French Action Hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude van Damme
My M. Night is M. Night Shyamalan
To end blight, I'll borrow some marijuana
Waking up with no bottom, no problem
The ambient champion, I'll see you tomorrow
Let me show you how to get loose
Take one of the red and see what the blue take
One to the head, blown over the cool
But let us dump out of my mouth
Brain turning a soup, man
A plan to dam, a dam, a van, a dam, a grant
Ain't a plan to slam
Oh my god, oh my god
Looking like a retard version of Gene Card
The way he dress a little bit gay
No pants on, cause they're ripping away
Getting my dance on, people tell me to stop
But I ain't gonna stop, let me hear the beat drop
Double impact
One pack's a piece
One pack's a punch
One pack's a piece
One pack's a punch
I wanna be your French action hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Just let me be your French action hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude Van Damme
I-I-I wanna be your French action hero Robbie Williams
If you don't have any rubbers, better get some protection Robbie Williams
This beat is giving me a fucking full-on erection Robbie Williams
Yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Say yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Don't have any rubbers, better get some protection Robbie Williams
This beat has given me a fucking full-on erection Robbie Williams
Yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Sing, yeah Robbie Williams
Yeah, yeah Robbie Williams
Got a head full of booze headed straight to the club
Headed straight to the table, headed straight to the drug
Secret agent bitches are trying to show me love
Playing marry, fuck, kill, I'm all the above
The girl's loaded and she's itching to spray
But I stumble and give my position away
So I cock back, you never see me delay
She pulls out a Glock, hit the D-E-C-K
The crowd runs scared but through all the commotion
I can see that my bottle of Patron is open
So I take a couple shots and the bottle's broken
Something deep inside it just got awoken
On the trail of a set, her aroma's close
Either kill this bitch or get comatose
Well I sneak up on her with a barrel of my nine
Drop a Glock and thong at the same time
She whispers in my ear, sex on her mind
So I put it to her hand and I took her from behind
We were both getting close so I pulled out my gun
And shot a point blank in the face with my comm
I wanna be your French accent hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude van Damme
Just let me be your French action hero Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude van Damme
I want it, I want it Robbie Williams
I want it, I want it Robbie Williams
French action, hero Robbie Williams
French action, hero Robbie Williams
French action Robbie Williams
Jean-Claude van Damme
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn