Kids

Track Info

  • Title
    Kids
  • Released
  • Duration

Original Release

Cover Art for Sing When You're Winning
Studio Album

About

Written by Robbie Williams and Guy Chambers, Kids was released on 9 October 2000 as the second single from Sing When You’re Winning and also featured on Kylie Minogue’s album Light Years. It reached number two in the UK Singles Chart, held off the top by U2’s Beautiful Day, and became a Top 10 hit in Ireland and New Zealand. Certified silver in the UK, it sold more than 230,000 copies.

The collaboration began when Minogue asked Williams and Chambers to write for her comeback. They first offered Your Disco Needs You, then produced Kids, which Williams decided to keep as a duet. Mixing his swagger with Minogue’s dance-pop precision, the song became a playful anthem of confidence and flirtation. Its lyrics balance innuendo and humour, with Williams’ tongue-in-cheek rap declaring, “Born 1974, there’s only one Robbie Williams.”

I played it to Kylie and she liked it, so we sang it together there and then. It rocks live. It’s as AC/DC as I’ll ever get.Robbie Williams

The video, directed by Simon Hilton, channels the style of 1950s Hollywood musicals, evoking Grease through mirrored sets and synchronized dancers. The pair perform on a moving walkway surrounded by glitter and lights, with visible chemistry that fuelled media attention. Williams later recalled being caught off guard during filming.

She dropped her negligee and I just pointed and laughed like an idiot. I think that spoiled it.Robbie Williams

Kids became a highlight of both artists’ live sets and has remained one of Williams’ defining duets. Its mix of self-mockery, pop glamour and rock energy captured the irreverent spirit of Sing When You’re Winning and solidified Williams’ status as Britain’s most charismatic male pop performer.

Lyrics

Me no bubbletious Kylie Minogue
Me smoke heavy tar Robbie Williams
Me be groovin' slowly where you are Kylie Minogue
Notify your next of kin Robbie Williams
'Cause you're never coming back Robbie Williams
I've been dropping beats since Back in Black Kylie Minogue

And we'll paint by numbers Both
'Til something sticks Both
Don't mind doing it for the kids Both
So come on take a ride yeah Robbie Williams
Jump on board feel the high Robbie Williams
'Cause the kids are alright Robbie Williams

You've got a reputation Kylie Minogue
Well I guess that can be explored Robbie Williams
You're dancing with the chairman of the board Kylie Minogue
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony Robbie Williams
But if you got other plans Robbie Williams
The purpose of a woman is to love her man Kylie Minogue

And we'll paint by numbers Both
'Til something sticks Both
Don't mind doing it for the kids Both
So come on jump on board take a ride yeah Robbie Williams
Jump on board feel the high Robbie Williams
'Cause the kids are alright Robbie Williams

I'm gonna give it all of my loving Robbie Williams
It's gonna take up all of my love Robbie Williams
I'm gonna give it all of my loving Robbie Williams
It's gonna take up all of my love Robbie Williams
I'm gonna give it all of my loving Robbie Williams
It's gonna take up all of my love Robbie Williams
I'm gonna give it all of my loving Robbie Williams
It's gonna take up all of my love Robbie Williams

Come down from the ceiling Kylie Minogue
I didn't mean to get so high Robbie Williams
I couldn't do what I wanted to do Kylie Minogue
When my lips were dry Kylie Minogue
You can't just up and leave me Robbie Williams
I'm a singer in a band Robbie Williams
Well I like drummers baby Kylie Minogue
You're not my bag Kylie Minogue

Jump on board Both
Take a ride, yeah Both
Jump on board feel the high, yeah Both

Jump on board Both
Take a ride, yeah Both
Jump on board feel the high, yeah Both

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 Robbie Williams
There's only one of me Robbie Williams
Single-handedly raising the economy Robbie Williams
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Robbie Williams
Press be asking do I care for sodomy Robbie Williams
I don't know, yeah, probably Robbie Williams
I've been looking for serial monogamy Robbie Williams
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly Robbie Williams
But for now I'm down for ornithology Robbie Williams
Grab your binoculars, come follow me Robbie Williams

I like to drink it up but never like to sink it, uh-uh Robbie Williams
I like to drink it up but never like to sink it, uh-uh Robbie Williams
I like to drink it up but never like to sink it, uh-uh Robbie Williams
uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh Robbie Williams
I like to drink it up but never like to sink it, uh Robbie Williams

Credits

  • Vocalist

    Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue
  • Songwriter

    Robbie Williams, Guy Chambers
  • Band

    Andy Duncan (Drum Programming)
    Chris Sharrock (Percussion)
    Claire Worrall (Backing Vocals)
    Gary Nuttall (Backing Vocals)
    Guy Chambers (Keyboard)
    Jim Brumby (Pro-Tools)
    Katie Kissoon (Backing Vocals)
    Neil Taylor (Guitar)
    Paul Tubbs Williams (Backing Vocals)
    Phil Spalding (Fuzz Bass)
    Richard Flack (Pro-Tools)
    Sylvia Mason-James (Backing Vocals)
    Tessa Niles (Backing Vocals)
    Winston Blissett (Bass Guitar)

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